jennifer\ aniston

1. (jennifer aniston) (4927↑, 680↓)

A completely overrated celebrity both in terms of looks and acting ability (or lack thereof). For some reason, the media has dubbed her to be a beauty queen when she's far from it. She looks like a lollipop to begin with - a HUGE head on top of a skeletal body. She has a big nose, a huge jutting jaw, and thin lips. Her facial features don't match up, and are downright ugly. Thank god her hair saves her, but only somewhat. In terms of acting, she'll be remembered as playing a fashionable airhead for 10 years. Her filmography is an absolute joke as the roles she chooses have zero depth, emotion, vulnerability or she resorts back to being 'Rachel' which is the only thing she knows to do. She's more famous for being married to Brad Pitt (another ugly overrated actor) and having great hair than she is being a good actress.

I seriously think people need their eyes examined if they think she's gorgeous. She's dog ugly\!\!

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2. (jennifer aniston) (4765↑, 527↓)

Over-rated "actress" who gained notoriety playing Rachel on the hugely successful sitcom Friends. She continues her career on the silver screen, playing essentially that same Rachel character in every movie she does. Also known for her permanently erect nipples, and for never wearing a bra.

"hey look it's Friends but on the big screen.......no, no, ....it's a jennifer aniston movie"

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3. (Jennifer Aniston) (4800↑, 579↓)

An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.

Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot. Matt: No. She really isn't. Maxwell: How can you say that? Matt: You just like her because you're supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she's hot and so you do. Why can't you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls. Maxwell: meh, shhh

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4. (jennifer aniston) (4573↑, 409↓)

Someone who plays the same character in every movie.

Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show...whats up with that

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5. (Jennifer Aniston) (2707↑, 355↓)

Known best for her role in Friends as the person with permanently hard nippples.

guy 1: oh my god jennifer Aniston has an ugly jaw - guy 2: hehe im not looking at her jaw

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6. (jennifer aniston) (1604↑, 420↓)

Actress who will most likely be remembered for her role on 'Friends' as Rachel. She is one of the most physically overrated individuals in Hollywood as she is not nearly as beautiful as people make her out to be. Also an overrated actress.

TV Viewer \#1: Dude did you see Jennifer Aniston on TV? I wanna hit that. TV Viewer \#2: Fool\! Get off the band wagon shes astoundingly overrated. Wouldn't you much rather enjoy a nice piece of Courtney Cox instead?

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7. (Jennifer Aniston) (1049↑, 36↓)

An American "actress" who plays stock characters in all movies. All of roles are interchangeable and meager at best.

No wonder Brad Pitt strayed. He got bored with Jennifer Aniston.

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8. (jennifer aniston) (384↑, 228↓)

Woman who looks like a lion.

You mean that isn't Jennifer Aniston in the Wizard of Oz?

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9. (jennifer aniston) (173↑, 166↓)

an overrated actress who got her big break as [Rachel Green] in the [NBC] TV series [Friends], which ran from 1994 to 2004. The series finale was incredibly [stupid]. She has also appeared on the [silver screen], pretty much playing herself. Her movies ain't that good. She was married to [housebreaker] [husband] [Brad Pitt], who ran off with [Angelina Jolie], who also doesn't know what [marriage] is supposed to be all about - on top of that, his hair is now shorter and he looks like a [plucked chicken]. Jennifer Aniston's favorite phrase is "[Oh my God]". It's Oh-my-God this, Oh-my-God that. If it weren't for her [sexy] long hair or her nice legs, she wouldn't be considered a [sex goddess] at all.

Jennifer Aniston, along with the other 5 main members of "Friends", got $1,000,000 per 30-minute episode during the last season or two of the show. [Imagine], a million bucks to be [ditzy] and say "[OMG]" several times. It's truly like the [Dire Straits] song says - it's really [Money for Nothing].

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10. (Jennifer Aniston) (164↑, 3700↓)

An American actress who gets accused of playing the same role in all films by retards who only say this because they haven't seen any of her less mainstream movies, because they themselves are movie plebs who don't know anything about anything. Gets picked on alot for not being perfectly attractive, despite likely being hotter than anyone you have ever slept with.

Person X: I hate Jennifer Aniston. She's ugly and she always plays the same role. Person Y: The roles she played in [Friends With Money] and [The Good Girl] were nothing at all like anything else she has ever done. Plus, she's way better looking than the dog you are shagging.

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11. (jennifer aniston) (193↑, 4132↓)

Jennifer Aniston (born February 11, 1969) is an Emmy and Golden Globe Award-winning American film and television actress, best known for her role as Rachel Green in the popular television sitcom Friends. Since Friends she has starred in several successful Hollywood films, including Bruce Almighty, Along Came Polly and The Break-Up. For the last three years a victim of lunatic Holy Jolie fans from a gossip blog. Beautiful, talented and smart, she causes Brangaloonies to convulse.

At the mention of Jennifer Anistons name, the Brangaloon stuck her thumb in her mouth, dropped to the floor and started screaming.

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12. (jennifer aniston) (447↑, 4572↓)

Actress who is most known for her role on Friends. Also played in Along Came Polly. Recently split with Brad Pitt. A beautiful actress who deserves the best in life. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to [die]. Have fun

Jennifer Aniston is pretty AND a good actress\!

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13. (jennifer aniston) (293↑, 4428↓)

A really great actress, a truly beautiful lady, and deserves more than given.

Tris: Jennifer, will you marry me? Jennifer Aniston: Sure. Tris: Wahoo\! Screw you Brad Pitt\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01